Ethical Difficulties

FROZEN ASSETS: $77M IN WINNINGS STALLED AS KALSHI TRIGGERS MORAL CLARITY CLAUSE ON WAR BETS

NATIONAL SECURITY RISK? LAWMAKERS QUESTION IF CNN CAN "SHAPE PERCEPTION" TO MOVE KALSHI MARKETS

FOX NEWS SNUBS KALSHI ELECTION DATA WHILE CNN EMBRACES IT—WHO HAS THE UNBIASED EDGE?

THE "DEATH CARVEOUT": KALSHI SUED FOR $54M AFTER REFUSING TO PAY OUT ON IRANIAN LEADER OUSTER

TRUMP JR. UNDER SCRUTINY: DUAL ROLES AT KALSHI AND POLYMARKET TRIGGER "STRUCTURAL CONFLICT" CONCERNS

"OUTRIGHT DANGEROUS": CONGRESSMAN HAMADEH DEMANDS PROBE INTO CNN-KALSHI PARTNERSHIP

CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE KYLE LANGFORD BANNED FROM KALSHI FOR WAGERING ON OWN ELECTION OUTCOME

KALSHI DEFENDS CNN DEAL: EMPLOYEES PROHIBITED FROM TRADING ON "EXCLUSIVE INFORMATION"

"CHAOTIC" AI ADS: KALSHI NBA FINALS COMMERCIAL BLASTED BY INDUSTRY ANALYSTS

POLYMARKET ISSUES APOLOGY AFTER ALLOWING BETS ON FATE OF DOWNED U.S. AIRMEN

THE DEPRAVITY ECONOMY: MEDIA ETHICISTS SLAM CNN FOR INTEGRATING BETTING DATA INTO WAR COVERAGE

FROM POLLING TO PAYOUTS: WHY MEDIA WATCHDOGS ARE CALLING THE CNN-KALSHI DEAL A "SAD DAY FOR INTEGRITY"

IS NEWS NOW A PROPAGANDA TOOL FOR BETTORS? BACKLASH GROWS OVER CNN’S LIVE ODDS INTEGRATION

"MORAL OUTRAGE": CFOS CALL FOR REFORM AS CLASSIFIED INTEL LEAKS INTO PREDICTION MARKETS

MASSACHUSETTS SUES KALSHI: STATE ACCUSES PLATFORM OF RUNNING UNLICENSED SPORTS BETTING OPERATION

CFTC TO POLICE "MODERN-DAY TREASON": REGULATOR INVESTIGATES INSIDER KNOWLEDGE IN IRAN-WAR MARKETS

MASS STARVATION WAGERS: BACKLASH INTENSIFIES OVER "GAZA HUNGER" MARKETS ON PREDICTION SITES

"WINK AND A NOD" TRADING: TRUMP ADVISORS ACCUSED OF FRONT-RUNNING TARIFFS ON POLYMARKET

"A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT": CJR WARNS OF PREDICTION MARKETS "SUBSTITUTING" REAL JOURNALISM AT CNN

TREASON OR TRADING? PAUL KRUGMAN BLASTS "SUSPICIOUSLY WELL-TIMED" BETS ON NATIONAL SECURITY STRIKES

POLYMARKET UNDER FIRE: SUDDEN SURGE IN OIL FUTURES BETS PRECEDED TRUMP’S TRUTH SOCIAL UPDATES

GUILTY PLEAS: TWO INSIDERS AT TRUTH SOCIAL-LINKED FIRM ADMIT TO ILLEGAL TRADING AHEAD OF MERGER

CNN EDITORIAL POWER MEETS LIVE WAGERS: CRITICS WARN OF "BUILT-IN STRUCTURAL CONFLICT OF INTEREST"

CHILLING SCENARIO: CNN CRITICIZED FOR POTENTIALLY MANIPULATING NEWS CYCLES FOR FINANCIAL GAIN

WHALE WATCH: ANONYMOUS TRADER NETS $160M ON HYPERLIQUID 30 MINUTES BEFORE WHITE HOUSE ANNOUNCEMENT

INSIDER TRADING EXPOSED: MRBEAST VIDEO EDITOR FINED BY KALSHI FOR STREAMING-MARKET MANIPULATION

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